Quote for the day

BC · **Posted:** Sun Apr 14, 2024 7:18 am

Ever notice that dogs only come in male and female. Cutting the balls off doesn't make it a female.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:17 am

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

BC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:50 am

The conspiracy theorists are right, the eclipse is just a huge cover-up! :pirate:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:32 am

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

BC · **Posted:** Tue Apr 16, 2024 7:20 am

Scientists should stop studying animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Apr 16, 2024 10:38 am

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

BC · **Posted:** Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:47 am

Did you know that the man who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the man who invented the Merry-Go-Round ...... they travelled in different circles.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Apr 17, 2024 10:31 am

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

BC · **Posted:** Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:30 am

I just read an article about the dangers of drinking. :tchin:

It scared the shit out of me :confused:

..........

so that it, [-(

no more reading :read1:

for me!

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Thu Apr 18, 2024 10:52 am

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.