Quote for the day

BC · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:31 am

I don't know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk, :stickman:

but it has sure caused the dumb :-#

to speak.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Apr 23, 2024 11:00 am

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

BC · **Posted:** Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:29 am

Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making. :-k

It’s true. I went for a run this morning :run:

and decided [-X

I’m never going again. [-(

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:24 am

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:43 am

NAVY:
To find us you must be good.
To catch us you must be fast.
To beat us you must be kidding.

BC · **Posted:** Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:24 pm

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the shed and do nothing.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:40 am

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom. :love8:

BC · **Posted:** Sat Apr 27, 2024 10:44 am

Our town is so small we don't have a town drunk, :wine:

so we take it in turns. :drunken:

BC · **Posted:** Sun Apr 28, 2024 7:12 am

It's 6 months since I joined the gym with no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow, to find out what's really going on!

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sun Apr 28, 2024 10:49 am

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me. :dontknow: