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Hippy Chippy · **Posted:** Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:44 pm

Seeing our Co-Webmaster SeeJay is heading off :plane:

BEFORE Easter, :hi:

I thought I'd better share his :down:

favourite seasonal memes :evil3:

now, just so he doesn't miss out...! :yess:

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Hippy Chippy · **Posted:** Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:54 pm

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...But wait, there's more... :down:

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.......................................... ...and 'cos we don't know the EXACT date of his return, :yoda:

I wanted to get this one in... :down:

...before he does...! :yess:

Seejay · **Posted:** Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:07 pm

Ah yes, THAT time of year when the mexicans suddenly realise they've been duped by the sillybuggery virus AGAIN

.........and set their clocks to the correct, historically-accurate time! :happy2:

But then again, buggery seems to be very widespread down that way............ :grin:

Loved the Bungeezus decoration! :haha:

Guess we're all going to hell, eh? :badgrin:

BC · **Posted:** Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:19 pm

Remember CJ, you will be changing times a lot more than us over the next month! :hoho:

Seejay · **Posted:** Mon Mar 25, 2024 6:00 am

BC wrote:

Remember CJ, you will be changing times a lot more than us over the next month! :hoho:

Yep, several times in the next 24 hours! :lol1:

Hippy Chippy · **Posted:** Wed May 08, 2024 6:33 pm

Prime Minister Albanese :glasses8:

visits a remote Northern Territory Aboriginal :rr:

Mission.

With news crews following him around as they tour the place, the Prime Minister :glasses8:

asks the Elder :rr:

if there is anything they need.

"Well," says the Elder, :rr:

"We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it."

Albo :glasses8:

whips out his phone, :mobile:

dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up.

:glasses8:

"I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?

"We have no way to get clean water. :rr:

The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years.
We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive."

Once again, Albo :glasses8:

dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, :mobile:

and then hangs up.

:glasses8:

"The mine's been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"
The Elder :rr:

looks at him and says, "We have no mobile phone :mobile:

reception up here!" :tomtom:

Seejay · **Posted:** Thu May 09, 2024 6:49 am

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