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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2023 6:10 pm |
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City or Town: Port Pirie
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I was sitting watching TV the other night when all of a sudden I heard what appeared to be a terrible crash out the front of my place. I jumped up and ran outside fighting my way through a crowd of onlookers already gathered at the scene of a motorcycle accident. 'Scuse me, 'Scuse me, Look out, Watch ya backs...' . "Do you know this fellow"? said some lady. "No" I said "That's my far king pizza!"
_________________ Gary Fradd S115224 Ex-LSMTH3 1973 - 1985 Cerberus, Melbourne, Creswell x 2, Nirimba, Perth x 2, Kuttabul FIMA
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Hippy Chippy
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2023 2:25 pm |
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City or Town: Lake Munmorah
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_________________ Rick Pengilly WEBMASTER Ex-CPOMTH3 R42630 13th MOBI Intake July'62 to July'74 HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Melbourne - HMAS Cerberus - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Lonsdale - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Brisbane
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2023 11:58 am |
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City or Town: Black Head
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Tricky's Footnote: As you may have all noticed by now, if you're reposting a photo, etc., from a Facebook (or similar) source, without first saving it to your own PC/ mobile, the life expectancy of your otherwise memorable piece of humour/ enlightenment/ entertainment/ wisdom can be measured in days, sometimes, even hours...
_________________ Greg Eade R43098 Ex-CPOMTH4 19th MOBI Intake July 65-July 85 Nirimba, Sydney, Perth, Stalwart, Harman(Navy Office), Melbourne, Harman, Torrens, Nirimba, Harman.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind...
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Seejay
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2023 1:23 pm |
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Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:16 am Posts: 1993
City or Town: Cairns
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_________________ Chris O'Keefe R43136 Ex WO Chippy 19th MOBI Intake July 65 to July 85 HMAS Nirimba X 4 -Penguin-Sydney-Queenborough - Creswell - Moreton - Stalwart - Platypus - Coonawarra Reconstruction Team 76 - Platypus - Hobart - Cerberus - FHQ - Coonawarra. Anyone can be ordinary. Shipwrights choose to be extraordinary!
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2023 7:44 pm |
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Oldie but a goodie A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his: Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?" “Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." “Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name." "Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."
_________________ Gary Fradd S115224 Ex-LSMTH3 1973 - 1985 Cerberus, Melbourne, Creswell x 2, Nirimba, Perth x 2, Kuttabul FIMA
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Hippy Chippy
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 1:54 pm |
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_________________ Rick Pengilly WEBMASTER Ex-CPOMTH3 R42630 13th MOBI Intake July'62 to July'74 HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Melbourne - HMAS Cerberus - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Lonsdale - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Brisbane
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 4:06 pm |
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_________________ Greg Eade R43098 Ex-CPOMTH4 19th MOBI Intake July 65-July 85 Nirimba, Sydney, Perth, Stalwart, Harman(Navy Office), Melbourne, Harman, Torrens, Nirimba, Harman.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind...
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 6:02 pm |
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How true Greg. It astounds me how these princesses botox perfectly good lips and end up looking liking a baboons ring piece; AND think they look better FFS Perhaps they were pissed.I know I was when I got Woolloomoo lo tattoed on my old fella in Size 48 Arial Black Bold font at The Village Tattoo only to discover he left off the last "O" because he ran out of skin
_________________ Gary Fradd S115224 Ex-LSMTH3 1973 - 1985 Cerberus, Melbourne, Creswell x 2, Nirimba, Perth x 2, Kuttabul FIMA
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2023 6:07 am |
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Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:16 am Posts: 1993
City or Town: Cairns
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Gary, so the rumours are true about your fondness for blokes handling your shlong.... Was there a happy ending with the experience? Greg, there are a couple of young indigenous girls here in Cairns that have had that ridiculous look done to themselves, along with multicoloured hair styles and so forth. I see them occasionally and it's very hard to keep a straight face when passing.
_________________ Chris O'Keefe R43136 Ex WO Chippy 19th MOBI Intake July 65 to July 85 HMAS Nirimba X 4 -Penguin-Sydney-Queenborough - Creswell - Moreton - Stalwart - Platypus - Coonawarra Reconstruction Team 76 - Platypus - Hobart - Cerberus - FHQ - Coonawarra. Anyone can be ordinary. Shipwrights choose to be extraordinary!
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2023 8:58 am |
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Seejay wrote: Gary, so the rumours are true about your fondness for blokes handling your shlong.... Was there a happy ending with the experience? Greg, there are a couple of young indigenous girls here in Cairns that have had that ridiculous look done to themselves, along with multicoloured hair styles and so forth. I see them occasionally and it's very hard to keep a straight face when passing. Never actually got a tattoo CJ - I was too chicken I remember a birdy who got one on the Melbourne who spent days rubbing salt into it to remove it from his arm...AKA red raw
_________________ Gary Fradd S115224 Ex-LSMTH3 1973 - 1985 Cerberus, Melbourne, Creswell x 2, Nirimba, Perth x 2, Kuttabul FIMA
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