Quote for the day

Stroppy Chippie · **Posted:** Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:13 pm

Graeme Rhodes wrote:

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Then I have been blessed with a plethora of "experiences"... :finga:

BC · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:46 am

When I was young I was a poor golfer. :golfb:

But, after years of play and practice, I am no longer young. :old1:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:40 am

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

BC · **Posted:** Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:59 am

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:43 am

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you always got.

Hippy Chippy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:16 pm

BC wrote:

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Isn't a 'denominator' a sheila :love1:

clad in all leather, wielding a whip :whip

and a big stick..? :stick:

BC · **Posted:** Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:46 am

Your wife will never start an argument while you are vacuuming!

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:10 am

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

BC · **Posted:** Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:49 am

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:46 am

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.