Quote for the day

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:43 am

I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? :roll:

BC · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:40 am

My teacher told me not to worry about spelling, because in the future there will be autocorrect, and for that I am eternally grapefruit.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2024 10:41 am

If it weren't for the gutter my mind would be homeless.

Stroppy Chippie · **Posted:** Sat Apr 06, 2024 3:39 pm

I remember when these were quotes not facts.......

BC · **Posted:** Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:01 am

My new car has a button for just about everything. :car:

There's even one for "Rear Wiper", but I'm afraid to try that one! :pottytrain2:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sun Apr 07, 2024 11:43 am

I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. :dope:

BC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:27 am

John had a vasectomy because he didn't want to have kids. :binky:

But when he got home from the operation, they were still there! :crybaby1:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:44 am

I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine. :angry10:

BC · **Posted:** Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:10 am

Today I am wearing pink, :bye:

to raise awareness of people like me, who [-X

forget to separate their red laundry from their whites. #-o

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Apr 09, 2024 10:38 am

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.