Daily Quote

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Nov 18, 2024 11:08 am

This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty.

BC · **Posted:** Tue Nov 19, 2024 5:46 am

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. You can either be right, or you can be happy.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Nov 19, 2024 10:44 am

The two most important words in marriage for me are ‘yes, dear.

BC · **Posted:** Wed Nov 20, 2024 6:35 am

I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Nov 20, 2024 10:33 am

If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

BC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2024 6:12 am

The greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2024 10:47 am

WTF.........(where's the food)

BC · **Posted:** Fri Nov 22, 2024 6:03 am

It takes some guts to be an organ donor.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:24 am

Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter.

BC · **Posted:** Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:04 am

What exactly is "your share" of what "someone else" has worked for?