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 Post subject: Re: The Joke File
PostPosted: Sun May 28, 2023 11:01 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke File
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke File
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:-k Being single, I have to ask you married guys if these 5-lesson short courses really do benefit your love life..? :love2:

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 Post subject: Re: The Joke File
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Yeahhh....nahhhhhh...................

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 Post subject: Re: The Joke File
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I can see that working........not!

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 Post subject: Re: The Joke File
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Exactly what is in that glass?

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 Post subject: Re: The Joke File
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke File
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 Post subject: Re: The Joke File
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Have you ever been sitting alone somewhere, contemplating your navel and wondering about the Navy branches and their initials?

Then, as a natural progression, you start wondering what those initials could stand for if you were a civilian?

I mean, they have no idea about us... and pretty much anything else, really - but let's just stick to branch initials for the time being.

ETS - Extra Terrestrial Sleeping.

ETW - Extra Terrestrial Wacker.

ETP - Extra Terrestrial Plonker.

CD - Cross Dresser. (Well, they're right into latex & rubber).

MTP - Mainly Tired & Pissed.

MTH - Always good looking, respected, and in demand by the ladies.

FC - * Probably best to skip this one. *

SBA - Stand Back And.....

and so on, and so on.... :grin:

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