Around September 1966, as a pair of rookie
NS3's fresh out of
Bonehead College,
Barrie Robinson and I were on a pontoon lashed up against the side of
HMAS Melbourne (the Carrier), tasked with unblocking the clacker valves on some of head outlets...
Conscious of the potential for a huge
'head' of sh*t that may have built up in the pipe from three decks above,
Barrie and I were very gingerly jabbing at the encrusted mass around a valve with a 1/8" welding rod when we heard a bellowing from the uppers...
"What the f*ck do you pair of Chippie wankers think you're playing at...??? Put some ooomph into it...!"
"Sorry Chief, but it's stuck fast, completely seized, won't budge...!"
With that
Chief Plumber Jack Tilden heaved his stocky frame over the guardrail and proceeded down the jacob's ladder to join us on the pontoon...
"
Bloody MOBIs... get outa my way...
give me that f*cking boat-hook..." and
Jack, standing directly in front of the offending blocked sh*t chute, proceeded to ram that boat-hook as hard as he could into the scupper valve...
Eventually, a trickle appeared on the scupper lip, immediately followed by a strange gurgling noise...
...then a huge explosion of
vintage excremement, hitting
Jack square in the face, covering him from head to toe in putrified sh*t...
Jack didn't bat an eyelid,
(or if he did we couldn't see it for the sh*t,) he just turned to us two wide-eyed
MOBIs and said... "Now
THAT'S how you unblock a scupper...!" and calmly climbed back up the ladder and disappeared onto the flight deck...
I think it was right about then that I started really questioning my career choice...
And wasn't it
Jack that was credited with the expression...
"F*cking MOBIs, they break your tools and break your heart...!"
Ah
Jack,
there'll not be another like you.... ...Rest on your 'plumbers mate' Jacko...
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Rick Pengilly
WEBMASTER
Ex-CPOMTH3
R42630
13th MOBI Intake
July'62 to July'74
HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Melbourne - HMAS Cerberus - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Lonsdale - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Brisbane