Daily Quote

BC · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2026 7:28 am

My mind still thinks I'm 25. :yess:

My body thinks my mind is an idiot. :old1:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2026 10:21 am

Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden. :love8:

BC · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2026 7:48 am

Some call it multi-tasking, but I call it doing something else while I try to remember :-k

what I was doing in the first place. :roll:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2026 10:24 am

Calamities come in two types: misfortunes to us and good fortune for others. $\:D/$

BC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 08, 2026 7:07 am

Never have more children :crybaby1:

than you have car windows. :car and van:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Jul 08, 2026 10:09 am

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy. :run:

BC · **Posted:** Thu Jul 09, 2026 7:29 am

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol :eating:

if you take it from another person's plate. :licking:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Thu Jul 09, 2026 10:15 am

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries. :licking:

BC · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2026 7:30 am

Idolising a politician is like believing the strippper really likes you.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Fri Jul 10, 2026 10:23 am

"Well, that escalated quickly" is our family motto.