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topjars
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:30 am |
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City or Town: Port Pirie
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This nun wakes up one morning comes out of her room and heads down the corridor... Another nun passes her and says in a sing-song voice "You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning..."A bit further along the corridor another nun passes her and says in a sing-song voice "You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning..."This remark continues along the corridor a further 15 times from her fellow nuns when she comes to the Mother Superior... The nun says "DO NOT SAY You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning..." The Mother Superior says ..." I wasn't going to say that. I was going to ask what are you doing wearing the bishops shoes."
_________________ Gary Fradd S115224 Ex-LSMTH3 1973 - 1985 Cerberus, Melbourne, Creswell x 2, Nirimba, Perth x 2, Kuttabul FIMA
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Hippy Chippy
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:42 pm |
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Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:09 am Posts: 4567
City or Town: Lake Munmorah
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_________________ Rick Pengilly WEBMASTER Ex-CPOMTH3 R42630 13th MOBI Intake July'62 to July'74 HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Melbourne - HMAS Cerberus - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Lonsdale - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Brisbane
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BC
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2023 5:01 pm |
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City or Town: Tinonee
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Dead right Fraddy.
My neighbour asked me the other day, "how do you feel after the op"?
I replied, "my confidence is back and I'm not taking any shit from anyone any more"!
_________________ Brian Carney R43371 Ex-WOMTP5 22nd Mobi Intake Jan 67 - Jan 89 RANATE, Sydney, Swan, Creswell, Stalwart (FMU), Cerberus, Derwent, Nirimba, Parramatta, Nirimba, FHQ (FMMO).
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topjars
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2023 5:38 pm |
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Joined: Sun Mar 13, 2005 2:46 am Posts: 144
City or Town: Port Pirie
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A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?" The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun." "And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man. "It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father. The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet? His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert." "Tell me," added the boy. "Yes, my son?" "Why are you living in Melbourne and still wearing all this shit?"
_________________ Gary Fradd S115224 Ex-LSMTH3 1973 - 1985 Cerberus, Melbourne, Creswell x 2, Nirimba, Perth x 2, Kuttabul FIMA
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BC
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:31 am |
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_________________ Brian Carney R43371 Ex-WOMTP5 22nd Mobi Intake Jan 67 - Jan 89 RANATE, Sydney, Swan, Creswell, Stalwart (FMU), Cerberus, Derwent, Nirimba, Parramatta, Nirimba, FHQ (FMMO).
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Hippy Chippy
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2023 10:10 pm |
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City or Town: Lake Munmorah
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Hippy Chippy wrote: Looks like you've set a new trend, BC, now even Jimmy Barnes is trying to get in on the act...!
_________________ Rick Pengilly WEBMASTER Ex-CPOMTH3 R42630 13th MOBI Intake July'62 to July'74 HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Melbourne - HMAS Cerberus - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Lonsdale - HMAS Tarangau - HMAS Nirimba - HMAS Brisbane
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:23 am |
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Joined: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:15 pm Posts: 99
City or Town: Black Head
State: NSW
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MERRY XMAS TO ALL
_________________ Greg Eade R43098 Ex-CPOMTH4 19th MOBI Intake July 65-July 85 Nirimba, Sydney, Perth, Stalwart, Harman(Navy Office), Melbourne, Harman, Torrens, Nirimba, Harman.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind...
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BC
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2023 5:33 pm |
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Late at night, the alien spacecraft developed engine trouble and was forced to land.
The grizzled captain and his young copilot exited the craft to reconnoiter. They were in the high desert, the air was brisk, and it was utterly dark except for twinkling starlight, a low crescent moon, and a faint glow on the horizon.
At an easy pace, they hiked toward the glow on the horizon. It turned out to be an empty gas station, brightly lit by sodium lights, but utterly silent. Together, they approached the center gas pump in the first row. It displayed digits and letters, but it didn’t respond.
“Take us to your leader,” the captain said. The gas pump remained silent. “Perhaps he doesn’t hear well,” the captain said to his copilot.
“Take us to your leader,” the captain shouted. “It’s very important.” The gas pump remained silent.
“This is your last chance,” the captain bellowed. “Take us to your leader.” Simultaneously, the copilot raised his blaster to threaten the gas pump. Still, the pump did not respond.
“Now or else,” the captain said, while the copilot began to press the trigger on his blaster. “No, No …” screamed the captain, reaching out to deflect the blaster, but it was too late. The blaster hit the pump squarely in the middle, and the explosion was fearsome. The aliens ended up in the distance, 50 yards away, dazed and stunned by the concussion. Slowly, they regained consciousness.
“Tell me,” inquired the copilot. “How did you know the alien was going to be so dangerous?”
“In all my travels back and forth across the galaxy,” the captain responded, “I’ve learned at least one important thing: When you come across an alien who can wrap his dick around himself three times and still stick it in his ear, you gotta give him some space!”
_________________ Brian Carney R43371 Ex-WOMTP5 22nd Mobi Intake Jan 67 - Jan 89 RANATE, Sydney, Swan, Creswell, Stalwart (FMU), Cerberus, Derwent, Nirimba, Parramatta, Nirimba, FHQ (FMMO).
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:15 pm |
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_________________ Brian Carney R43371 Ex-WOMTP5 22nd Mobi Intake Jan 67 - Jan 89 RANATE, Sydney, Swan, Creswell, Stalwart (FMU), Cerberus, Derwent, Nirimba, Parramatta, Nirimba, FHQ (FMMO).
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Seejay
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:23 pm |
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Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:16 am Posts: 1981
City or Town: Cairns
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BC wrote: Strangely enough, this is a daily occurrence regardless of the floods - for both potholes and the swamp geckoes. As for the croscs, we have these mongrel things along our stormwater drains and - to please the greenies and the tourist agencies - close calls and attacks are regular. What we need is a bit of We could sort out the 'youth crime' with the same methods....
_________________ Chris O'Keefe R43136 Ex WO Chippy 19th MOBI Intake July 65 to July 85 HMAS Nirimba X 4 -Penguin-Sydney-Queenborough - Creswell - Moreton - Stalwart - Platypus - Coonawarra Reconstruction Team 76 - Platypus - Hobart - Cerberus - FHQ - Coonawarra. Anyone can be ordinary. Shipwrights choose to be extraordinary!
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