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BC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2023 7:04 am

Rick wrote:

WOW...!!!

Anaesthesia :goose:

Puddleduck quitting politics..! :shithot:

That'll make a :shit:

LOAD of Queenslanders :wav:

happy,

eh, SeeJay..??? :yess:

So, what's it going to be:

Premier Miles,

Premier Fentiman,

or

Premier Dick! :happy2:

Seejay · **Posted:** Mon Dec 11, 2023 7:12 am

BC wrote:

Rick wrote:

WOW...!!!

Anaesthesia :goose:

Puddleduck quitting politics..! :shithot:

That'll make a :shit:

LOAD of Queenslanders :wav:

happy,

eh, SeeJay..??? :yess:

So, what's it going to be:

Premier Miles,

Premier Fentiman,

or

Premier Dick! :happy2:

Guess!!

Out of all three, there's one good Dick and two real dicks. :happy2:

Pony · **Posted:** Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:12 pm

Good article in the UK Telegraph by Richard Kemp on the IDF and HAMAS, and how the IDF success is perceived/reported world wide.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/12/11/hamas-is-only-winning-in-the-minds-of-idiotic-young-western/

BC · **Posted:** Wed Dec 13, 2023 6:47 am

It's amazing that authorities in NQ are telling everyone to stay at home and secure their properties. Tourists and flights are being stopped, but the media are flocking in, with "special", "extended" editions being broadcasted. And they are all standing in the wind & rain.

It won't be long before they are awarded woke bravery medals for their actions!! :medal:

Hippy Chippy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 13, 2023 5:25 pm

Webmaster's prayer as Cyclone Jasper approaches Gimuy*... :notworthy:

"As I lay me down to sleep... :sleep1:

................. :kenoath:

I pray SeeJay to keep... [-o<

......................................... [-(

'Cos if the :idjit:

gets swept away... :snap:

............................................................ #-o

We'd have to find another SeeJay..." :dontknow:

* Gimuy is the traditional place name for the area Cairns City now occupies. Gimuy being the Yidiny name of the slippery blue fig (ficus
.... albipila) that grew in large number in this area. Walu being the Yidiny name for side of the hill and barra meaning people belonging to.

Seejay · **Posted:** Thu Dec 14, 2023 7:15 am

Rick, I am touched at not only your sentiments but also your literary talent. :grin:

But, still here, no dramas from Jasper, no hordes of crocodiles invading the suburbs as predicted by some of the weather dicks on TV, some trees down around the place, and lotsa water. :shock: