The Quote Of The Day

BC · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2025 6:39 am

I don't call it getting old, I call it out living the warranty.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sat Mar 15, 2025 10:41 am

This is a very serious quote with no hidden meaning!

BC · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2025 5:50 am

You'd think that the part of the brain that used to remember phone numbers would take over remembering passwords................. But Nooooo!!!

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sun Mar 16, 2025 11:20 am

People keep asking me "How's it going?" like I have any idea whats going on at any point.

BC · **Posted:** Mon Mar 17, 2025 7:00 am

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realise ..... maybe I am!

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Mar 17, 2025 10:29 am

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.

BC · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2025 6:11 am

An askhole: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you tell them.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Mar 18, 2025 10:35 am

Some people create their own storms and then get mad when it rains.

BC · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2025 5:56 am

If you don't have time to do it right, what makes you think you have the time to do it twice?

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2025 10:37 am

Karma bus delayed due to high demand. No worries. It's coming!